Bag The Bone

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Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you slam it home.	(Let's go)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you ram it home.	(Come on)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you jam it home.	(Again)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone, bag the... ugh!

Yeah
No glove, no love
Wanna be a lover? Get a man-hole cover
Let's go

Condoms, shit, don't nobody want 'em
Since we need 'em, I'm gonna talk about 'em
When ya get some, use a come drum,
It's Jimi Hindrance but it's still fun
Sleeve it to beaver with a wham bam dam
A peter parka, like Spiderman
For the safe sex, get the latex
Lamb & urathane fail the AIDS test
Free at the clinic, buy 'em at the store
Sold in packs of 3, six or more
They come in tan, clear, purple & blue
I come in white, but I don't shoot through
You can get 'em graded if you like to measure
You can get 'em ribbed to enhance her pleasure
Minis or Magnums, thin or thick
You can get 'em lubed if you like it real slick
Use a wood hood, like y'know you should
Wear a gent tent and y'know it's all good
Armored like a tank, safe just like a bank
Better double bag the bone when you do a skank

Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you slam it home.	(Say it)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you ram it home.	(Let me hear ya)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you jam it home.	(Buck buck)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone, bag the... ugh!

Tuna boat raincoat or felcher squelcher
Before you plug in get a surge protector
Verse two
Kick it

Interaction tonight's attraction,
Gotcha pumped up and ready for action
Hot to trot ya want what she got
Head to bed and the clothes are shed
In the zone, gonna bury the bone...
Whoa, man!  Hold the phone!
Get protection, no exceptions
Unless the tang has passed inspection
By M.D., O.B. G.Y.N.s, hell
Even then wear sausage skins
Doc he may say: certified o.k.
But can't say she'll stay that way
It's all good if the coochie's loyal
Too many chefs might get it spoiled
Why trip on paranoia?
Roll on a jim hat, just enjoy her
Might not feel quite as great
But you don't burn when you urinate
And R.I.P. with H.I.V.
Hmm... Seems worth it to me

Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you slam it home.	(Yeah)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you ram it home.	(That's right)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you jam it home.	(Bag it)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone, bag the... ugh!

If you don't trust the pussy, why are you fucking the pussy?
What are you trying to prove?
Good point, but check this:

Playing it safe when I get loving
Want no buns in the oven
Greatest cinch of the pipe I'm laying
Ain't worth 18 years of paying
Child support if she don't abort,
Getting dragged in & out of court
Working OT and making dough so I
Can turn around, kiss it all goodbye?
Oh, hell no!  That ain't me
Making money for garnishee
Fuck that crap! I won't get trapped
Troll for tuna fully strapped
Pocket of packets, prophylactics
My Vanguard birth control tactics
Want her no fatter, get nad hatter
Bag baby batter, stop stud splatter with a
Spunk spitoon, poon balloon
Until I want kids, that's what I'm doing
Do it like a deli... hey-yo
I'll take the tuna but hold the mayo

Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you slam it home.	(Rock it)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you ram it home.	(Say what?)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone before you jam it home.	(Big finish)
Bag the bone, bag the bone,
Bag the bone, bag the... ugh!

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