Break To The Lakes (extended)

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Yo!
I've been down with U of M b-ball
Since five ruled the ten and wrecked the Hall
Now I'm urging for resurgence
Check the standings, man, it's urgent
spartan champs?  They're fake-ass fronters
Wolverines got more game than Hunter
Umich cagers hype like ravers
Blanchard hit last sec game savers
Ball rolls off his fingertips
Then goes swish like drag queen hips
Groninger sinking treys
Hit more shots than N.R.A.
Queen & Young future stars
Like our guard B.R. j.r.
Tisket, tasket, sinking buckets
Beat ya at the basket, break & dunk it
My man Ro's a b-ball thug
Let him off the bench - triple dub
Break to the lakes, break to the lakes
Break to the lakes... fast break!

Fast break!
Fast break!
Fast break!
Fast break!
Wait!
Slow it down

We need some brawn with Asselin gone
And a man who can lead us on
Eller... no! Piti... no!
Amaker, Snyder, Smith, who knows?
Yo, no joking we need coaching
We got rivals that need smoking
Moore'll pound 'em, Jones'll hound 'em
Searight's speed will straight astound 'em
Jermaine G gonna go QB
Gotfredson plays some monster D
Collin Dill got the legacy
But can't dunk like HG3
No opposing the frozen chosen
Throws up the ball and of course it goes in

Break to the lakes, break to the lakes
Break to the lakes... fast break!

Fast break!
Fast break!
Fast break!
Fast break!
Wait!
What do you mean they aren't going?
Ah, damn it.  Where's the remote?

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